SammmBartley

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

(via hudsgens)

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(via those-british-showers)

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

(via thevirginharry)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via louismakesharrysbedrock)

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”

(Source: twelvefootmountaintroll, via reality-is-a-fucking-bitch)

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn)