Parent:These years are the best of your life!
Me:wait what it gets worse
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4 days ago
School:I'll do this shit at home
Home:I'll do this shit at school
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4 days ago

foster-the-franco:

Why doesn’t he look happy :(

(Source: n9negroup.com, via markspenguin)

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4 days ago
shipocalypse:

siamesecats:

ok

This popped up on my dash while my mother was around and she looked at me and was like, “This is the website you spend all day on.”


Yes, mother. Yes it is.

shipocalypse:

siamesecats:

ok

This popped up on my dash while my mother was around and she looked at me and was like, “This is the website you spend all day on.”

Yes, mother. Yes it is.

(Source: qilme, via inthenightawaysheflied)

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6666
Posted
4 days ago

Oh I see you unfollowed me

well looks like you just lost the best thing that ever happened to your dash

(Source: africans, via markswagmasta)

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4 days ago
Mum:Why are you crying?
Me:Oh, a TV show.
Me:Oh, a book.
Me:Oh, a movie.
Me:Oh, a fanfiction.
Me:Oh, a fandom.
Me:Oh, a tumblr post.
Me:Oh, a song.
Mum:Do you ever cry about real things?
Me:WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
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4 days ago
mum:why are you doing that?
me:because a band did it
mum:if a band jumped off a cli-
me:yes
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4 days ago